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The man on the left was accused of being a terrorist, but by showing his lack of foreskin and deft handling of knives he proved that he was a mohel. He later offered to juggle and circumcise the entire camp at the same time. |
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Cadel (sp?) felt uncomfortable after hearing talk of mass circimcisions. |
 Pat left mom and dad home this time. |
 Did you hear about the two Jewish cow girls ? |
Mom said, "No cuddling, no touching, no doing anything that Adam would do." |
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 "I just want to say that no nu-cu-lar options have been discussed in our secret meetings here at Falcon Ridge." |
Left: Brian- a character who is often seen lurking around the Front Porch, but no one knows him, is actually an agent investigating rumors that Chris Astarita has been impersonating our esteemed president. This is a violation of the Patriot Act. Eric is investigating for us. LisaBeth may write a song about it. No doubt, Adam already has. |